Thursday, February 24, 2011

Weird Vintage Ads (Outrageous!)

"QUANTUM SHOT" #680
Link - by Avi Abrams



You are a bigoted, chauvinist pig!.. oh wait, this ad is from 1950

Disclaimer: Please note that the views and opinions expressed in these vintage advertisements do not represent those of Dark Roasted Blend, our editors and writers. We have nothing to do with it. We can only stare at it in utter stupefaction.



The ad above is "tasteless", indeed... Maybe people were coming out of depression and they needed to look healthier.

Weird lifestyle choices

Board the money... or a phone. The choice is yours.




Go Gay! and never look back (just don't call your company something like GayStyle, and put it on your business cards):







Treating Wives with Disrespect

Some of these ads you may have seen before. Do we even have to say, don't try this at home? Do we even have to?






Bad wife. Bad:



Sexism galore:




Some self-defense is in order, then -

The Wrinkle is dead. Somebody else might end up dead soon, too:




Relatively harmless stuff

This is not Viagra. This is better:




Jolt yourself back into health! -



Can not explode. And yet, with these creatures dancing on top of it, what if... it could? -



"So, what do you do when you come home from work?" - "I expand my lungs. It's lot of fun and satisfaction!" -



Doctors are out to lunch:





This must be fake:


(image via)

A couple of weirdly similar racist ads:



Look at my ads! No - look at my legs!



The secret to having great ideas:




Hold on, it's getting worse

The kids on the left don't stand a chance:



Beer helps nursing babies? -



Well, if not beer, then -



Shoot'em up! -





Mysterious Gadgets

We had a few "Mystery Vintage Gadgets" articles - see here, for example.





Would you buy Coca-Cola more, if you it be sold to you from this vehicle? -



Pure cocaine drops are better:






I want to be loved by the mothers! -



Images via Plan59, Weirdomatic, Pollenatrix, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

CONTINUE TO "WEIRDEST INVENTIONS BY GUYS" SERIES! ->

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