Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Cats Ready to Kill You

Link - by Avi Abrams

One more word from you, and...

These felines are insane. They have issues. They are not happy. Don't even look wrong at them, or come close - they got nothing to lose, and will not stop from... well, killing you:

The word on the street is, "The Grey Psycho Tabby" is getting out:

Time to assemble the Gang:

The Mastermind:

And the shady Boss above him:

The Feline Assassin undergoing extreme training:

This guy knows his way around the military:

The Bad and the Ugly (without the Good):

The Computer Wiz has been secured for this job:

And here is the Wild Card (there is no telling of what he's capable of, but he might come useful):

The Brute Force:

I have evil thoughts, yes: there is no point in kindness -

Heading out:

Now, the stalking part - Beware!

So. why are these cats in the killing mood, you ask? Well, don't you remember what was going on in your household? -

Family violence:

Not only cats - DOGS want to kill you, too!

These are only a few hardened characters, but we have enough material for the whole page on them. So, let's not steal the thunder from cats... but the Dog Team turned out pretty good, too:

The Surveillance:

The Psycho, the Computer Wiz and the Dumb Brute Force - are all lined up in the gang:

All the way to The Undertaker:

(photo by Simon de Gianville, via)

Apparently none of these canines went to the Dog Psychiatrist (specializing in persecution complex and claustrophobia):

However, lucky for you, the Gang Leader went crazy in the joint, so he's not getting out:

So, if these cats (and dogs) don't look threatening enough, there is always this character from a jungle, ready to do the job, for a few bananas:

(anyone knows, which movie is this from?)

UPDATE: This is from the silent film "The Gorilla" (1927); our readers cracked this puzzle pretty quickly!

Images via 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, other originals unknown.




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